Friday, December 31, 2010
Ode to 2010
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Too Pretty to Eat...Well, Almost
I knew I would want to blog about these edible works of art eventually, so I needed to take a picture of them in an artsy-fartsy way.
The Colonel found a discarded palm frond that I could place the boxed candies on and snap away.
I was getting odd looks from the house builder as I was creating my tableau. To stop him thinking I was a complete idiot as I lovingly composed my shot, I informed him of my blogging and to further pacify him, once I was done taking pictures, I offered him a chocolate of his choice. He chose the mango flavored chocolate. I also offered one to the man who was working on DSIL's house. He chose the strawberry.
I know you are curious as to the identity of each of these confection cuties below, so I'll tell you, starting with the top row, left to right.
Almost too pretty to eat....Almost.
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
A New Christmas Tradition in the Making?
We researched recipes for the bananas on line. We found one and decided to try it. We bought some ripe bananas, peeled them, cut them in half, inserted Popsicle sticks and put them in the freezer. The next day we melted some semi-sweet chocolate chips in a double-boiler and when the chocolate was liquid we added the butter like the recipe said and began stirring. Almost instantly the chocolate became thick and brownie-like and unusable. First attempt...disaster.
The next day we went out and bought more chocolate. Melted it again but did not put the butter in. We dipped the frozen bananas. Delicious, but the chocolate coating was too thick. There had to be a better way.
I found some commercially made, frozen, chocolate-coated bananas in my local grocery store to fill the void until we devised a way to make perfect home-made bananas of our own.
At Thanksgiving, when we had The Colonel's parents and sister here, we all became "addicted" to the bananas. We began to rethink a new recipe for our home-made bananas.
Darling-Sister-In-Law (DSIL) went home after Thanksgiving and began working on a recipe.
She used Smucker's Magic Shell for ice cream. She put some of the shell liquid in a little glass and dipped a frozen banana in.
She then put the bananas back into the freezer. Eureka!
When The Colonel's parents and sister (she brought her little, banana-dipping glass with her) were here for Christmas we put her new recipe into action.
We tried some other Smucker's Magic Shell flavors like caramel (Yam and I thought it tasted like butterscotch) as well as Hershey's Shell (we all agreed that the Hershey brand of shell tasted better than the Smucker's).
We dipped some of the bananas in both shell flavors, delicious! We also sprinkled chopped pecans on some of the bananas, excellent!
The biggest hurdle in our banana production was a way to keep the bananas upright and separated from one another while in the freezer. I took two Styrofoam food plates (the ones with separate food compartments) and stapled them together so that they formed a hollow core. I then cut slits in the plates to place the Popsicle sticks into. It wasn't pretty, but it worked (still need to work on this).
Our homemade bananas were better tasting than the store bought ones.
We all agreed that making frozen, chocolate-covered (and nut-covered) bananas will probably become a new Christmas tradition for this family.
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Constructing a House and a Citrus Salad
DSIL and I picked the oranges, grapefruits, some of the lemons and tangerines.
We placed the citrus we harvested on what would eventually become the floor of DSIL's screened-in porch at the back of the house.
It was getting near dinner time so we left the construction site and headed back to my house with our citrus collection.
The next morning DSIL and I peeled the grapefruit, oranges and some of the tangerines to construct a homegrown citrus salad.
DELICIOUS!
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Waiting in the Wings
Yam has been an FGCU Eagle for one and a half years now.
I think it is interesting that Yam and Spud (are/will be) both birds, an Eagle and an Osprey.
Bird's baby birds are on the road to leaving the nest and one day soon The Colonel and I will be empty-nesters.
But for now, the empty-nesters are waiting in the "Wings".
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Monday, December 13, 2010
Channeling Jackson Pollock
This is one of his pieces.
And this is my shirt after lunch a few days ago.
This seems to happen to me quite a lot...so much so that I bought myself an adult sized bib at an arts and crafts show a while back. The bib covers my entire front, all the way down to my waist.
Yam, Spud and The Colonel laughed at me when I bought it. I promised them I would only wear it while at home. It has saved a few shirts since I purchased it.
Sure wish I had it on during lunch the other day and I sure hope the stains come out of my shirt.
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Bringing Home the Bacon
I just had to buy a box and bring it home.
Aplets & Cotlets are not my favorite sweets. They are very similar to, if not indeed actually Turkish Delight candies which I could take or leave (obviously I couldn't leave them this time). The founders of Aplets & Cotlets were two Armenian immigrants who settled in Cashmere, Washington in 1920, so my guess is that the sweets are indeed Turkish Delight candy with a catchy, Americanized name.
Seeing the box took me back to the 1989 holiday season and the only time I "brought home the bacon" since becoming The Colonel's wife.
The Colonel and I had an understanding that I would not work (to me, work is a four-letter word) outside the home once we were married unless our finances dictated it a necessity. It never became a necessity, thank God. I have always been a stay at home wife and mother. According to mom.salary.com, all my duties as a stay at home mom (and wife) would equate to an annual salary of $117,867.00. That's a lot of "Virtual Bacon" being brought home.
Which brings us back to the only time I brought home the "real" bacon back in 1989.
A friend of mine was working for Liberty Orchards, the company that makes Aplets & Cotlets, and it was the height of the Christmas Season and she needed help with setting up displays in stores. We worked together for about 3 weeks.
In the trunk of Lisa's car were cases of Aplets & Cotlets as well as cardboard display towers we had to build once we arrived in the stores (put tab A into slot B). Lisa would talk to the store manager first and ask them where they wanted us to build the candy display. Usually they wanted us in the produce section but sometimes they would put us at the end of an isle, the end cap, a highly coveted area in stores.
I remember one set-up in particular in a K-Mart store. Lisa was on her knees on the floor, putting the finishing touches on the cardboard display tower as I was opening a case of candy, getting it ready for the tower, when a young man with Down's Syndrome came up to Lisa and started petting her hair (I really couldn't blame him, Lisa had long, thick, wavy hair, it was beautiful). As he was petting Lisa's hair he informed me that Lisa was his girlfriend. The tress touching lasted a few minutes until the young man's mom arrived and pulled him away without a scene. Lisa was a real trooper about it.
I made around $900.00 dollars helping Lisa out.
The Colonel likes to lovingly tease me about not working outside the home except for that one time, 21 years ago...according to my ciphering, I'm worth more being a stay-at-home-mom and wife.
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Robert Roberta
As I was sitting in the waiting room, a patient came in. From the corner of my eye I sensed that something was different about this person. Without being rude, I chanced a longer, surreptitious glance and determined what the difference was.
My mind instantly fixated on a line from Bob Seger's ballad, Turn the Page.
Most times you can't hear 'em talk,
other times you can.
All the same old cliches
"Is that a woman or a man?"
It was a Transsexual. Male to Female.
Her name was Roberta.
I gleaned this information from the fleeting conversation the girl at the front desk had with Roberta as Roberta signed in.
"Hi Roberta, how are you today?" said the cheery front desk girl.
"Not doing too well," answered Roberta in a low octave.
"I bet you're enjoying this cooler weather so that you can wear cute sweaters," cheery girl said.
No reply from Roberta (she probably wasn't feeling chatty from not doing too well and all).
Roberta had on a gray, long-sleeved sweater, an ankle-length, denim skirt and cute (albeit larger than normal women's shoe size) sandals; kinda Roman-esque.
Roberta's hair was shoulder length, an ash blond with a little curl to it. I was sitting when I saw her, but I guessed her to be around 5'10" and about 60 years old (gosh, I feel like I'm giving the cops the description of some perp).
I couldn't take a picture of Roberta, but she looked similar to Stu Rasmussen, an Oregon Mayor. Roberta was wearing glasses if I remember correctly (remember I didn't want to appear rude and stare too long).
Seeing Roberta was a little jolting, for a moment.
I had hoped I, as an adult, and one who had lived in Key West for 3 and 1/2 years and saw much gender-bending going on, would not have blinked an eye when Roberta made her entrance.
Maybe it was the human nature that is hardwired into all of us that made me blink; the nature that causes us to desire and expect that males are male and females are female and never the twain shall meet. Maybe I had been away from Key West too long.
I think people like Roberta are courageous and I hope she is happy now.
I hope she is feeling better now and that it wasn't anything serious enough to ruin her weekend.
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
It Runs in the Family
Well, her daughter has made the cover of Kiki magazine. It is a great magazine for girls with style and substance (where was this magazine when my own daughter was younger?).
The magazine is sold in many bookstores across the country (as well as Canada, for one dollar more, as I gathered from the cover).
As soon as I found out about The Young Lady and her cover debut, I went out a purchased a copy of Kiki.
The Young Lady's likeness is also found within the pages of the magazine.The Young Lady and Yam share the same birth date...so, in a convoluted sort of way, I am feeling a bit of a mother's pride for The Young Lady and her cover girl status. For all of that, I know my feelings are a mere trifle compared to those of my dear friend.
Congratulations to The Young Lady!